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How do you get up in the morning? With a Vengeance. (A Vengeance is three parts Jameson to one part tomato juice. No ice.)
What will you wear to storm the Winter Palace? Wellies and nipple clamps. One should always be prepared.
What is you favourite pizza topping? Stilton.
Luxemburg or Lenin? Hah! Trick question. Kropotkin.
Haggis or jellied eels? Haggis AND jellied eels. With custard.
Do you think Harry's Place has already passed its best point, or is the best yet to come? The best can only be yet to come, surely. However, I'm happy to defer on this subject to those who actually visit it.
Red or blue? Black and red stripes with a rather fetching Ascot collar and matching wellies and nipple clamps.
What do you think is the main threat to George Galloway's/Tommy Sheridan's/Robert Kilroy-Silk's permatan? HD-TV.
North or South? The Midlands. Forever.
Beer or wine? Ale. And lots of it.
If you could have three people shot, who would they be? I much prefer humiliation and ridicule as weapons of destruction to martyrdom. However, given the opportunity, I'd probably plump for José Millán Astray, who'd probably enjoy it; Jeremy Clarkson, but only a wounding, I think, enough to make him whimper; and Gordon Ramsay, on the floor of his kitchen, surrounded by well-wishers.
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