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How do you get up in the morning? Feeling a day older and wondering if that's a good thing.
What will you wear to storm the Winter Palace? A fishtail parka, for old times sake. (The Winter Palace is in Clacton, isn't it?)
What is you favourite pizza topping? Multiple meat with extra pepperoni.
Luxemburg or Lenin? Luxemburg I guess. I'd prefer Comrade Kautsky to both of them though.
Haggis or jellied eels? Haggis. The comparison with jellied eels is odious.
Do you think Harry's Place has already passed its best point, or is the best yet to come? Emphatically, sadly, the former. The way they allowed their comments boxes to be hijacked by trolls and regular commenters started the rot. In the rare event of my blog developing regular commenters, I e-mail them asking them to set up their own blog if they have lots to say. It's more conversational. I think that everything else that's gone wrong there is a consequence of that.
Red or blue? Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. I like blue shirts though - but not blueshirts.
What do you think is the main threat to George Galloway's/Tommy Sheridan's/Robert Kilroy-Silk's permatan? A late night visit from a workers' militia if I had any choice in the matter (though the comrades would be tasked simply to offer Tommy a bit of advice on STDs).
North or South? Midlands. I was born a few short miles from The Pride of the Midlands.
Beer or wine? Beer. I don't like wine at all - a fact that has saved me from alcoholism, I think.
If you could have three people shot, who would they be? Do I detect a trick question? Surely shooting an individual is very unlikely to significantly change the course of history? So that leaves irritations such as James Blunt, selected members of the Kaiser Chiefs and The Scissor Sisters. And Keef and Mick, obviously. And Bono. What if we stood them all in a line, along with The Corrs and we can see how far one high-calibre bullet would get? Which leaves two more bullets. The Queen gets one, pour encourager les autres. Naturally, Alan Green of Radio Five Live gets the other.
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