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How do you get up in the morning? With the Blues in My Bread.
What will you wear to storm the Winter Palace? I'd like to say A White Sport Coat and a Pink Carnation, or a Zoot Suit with a Reet Pleat, but in reality... a nappy.
What is you favourite pizza topping? Answer #1: I can only remember having eaten pizza under circumstances that render any answer redundant; Answer#2: No, come to think of it, many years ago, in Dean Street, it was Bud Freeman and/or Bill Coleman; Question#1: Can you or anyone else answer a question that has long troubled me? Is the lyric of the Dean Martin hit 'That's Amore', "When the moon hits your eye with a big piece of pie..." OR, "When the moon hits your eye with a big pizza pie"?
Luxemburg or Lenin? The nod, these days, goes to the gal.
Haggis or jellied eels? You Cannot Be Serious.
Do you think Harry's Place has already passed its best point, or is the best yet to come? I plead the Fifth on the grounds of Will.
Red or blue? Politically, red. Aesthetically, I was Born to be Blue.
What do you think is the main threat to George Galloway's/Tommy Sheridan's/Robert Kilroy-Silk's permatan? Seeing themselves as others see them. But that's out of the question with them three isn't it? So it has to be the clammy hand of mortality, hasn't it?
North or South? Jellied eels.
Beer or wine? Both. And scotch. And crème de menthe (if it's 3.00am).
If you could have three people shot, who would they be? What the Old Man said about Grynszpan notwithstanding...
1. Karadžić
2. Mladić
3. Ahmadinejad
...and in a sort of loving, 'Of Mice and Men' way, the present Tony Benn and (if I'm also allowed a time-warp), Max Shachtman c. 1960.
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